August 20, 2008


 
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                                                                   DRUNKEN ANIMALS



>   1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>   Unique Up On It.
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>   2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>   Tame Way.
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>   3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>   They Take The Psycho Path
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>   4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>   You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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>   5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>   Dam!
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>   6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
>   Polaroid's
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>   7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>   A Stick
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>   8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>   Nacho Cheese.
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>   9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>   Subordinate Clauses.
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>   10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>   Quattro Sinko..
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>   11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>   Spoiled Milk.
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>   12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>   Frostbite.
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>   13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>   A Nervous Wreck.
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>   14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>   Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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>   15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>   Right Where You Left Him.
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>   16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>   Because They Have Big Fingers.
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>   17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>   Because It Scares The Dog.
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>   18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>   Sanka.
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>   19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
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>   The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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>   20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>   Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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>   21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
>   A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>   A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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>   22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
>   Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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