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> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? > Unique Up On It. > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? > Tame Way. > > 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? > They Take The Psycho Path > > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? > You Boil The Hell Out Of It. > > 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? > Dam! > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? > Polaroid's > > 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? > A Stick > > 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? > Nacho Cheese. > > 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? > Subordinate Clauses. > > 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? > Quattro Sinko.. > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? > Spoiled Milk. > > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? > Frostbite. > > 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? > A Nervous Wreck. > > 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? > Anyone Can Roast Beef. > > 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? > Right Where You Left Him. > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? > Because They Have Big Fingers. > > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? > Because It Scares The Dog. > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? > Sanka. > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag. > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? ! > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer >
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